Today, I'd like to do something a reviewer is never, ever supposed to do: I'm going to endorse a product without ever having tried it.
Some of you may say, "Who cares? Only three people read this thing anyway." To which I can only reply that I know of at least 5 people that read this blog. So suck it. What amazing doodad is out there that would make me say, "YES! BUY IT NOW!" without ever laying eyes on it? What wonderful invention of the human mind could be so mind blowing as to force me to give up what small shred of journalistic integrity I have? Ladies and gentlemen it is a product unlike no other. A concoction that knows no equal. A legal recreational consumable with the single greatest celebrity sponsor in the known world...
'Nuff said. Go buy this product. Now.
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For an actually taste-tested vodka, check out this Icelandic stuff called Reyka. AWEsome.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I once bought a bottle of tequila because it came in bizzare blue ceramic X-shaped bottle and was on mega sale. It was at a trusted local liquor store and my trusted local liquor purveyor assured me it was good tequila and only on mega sale because no one wanted tequila out of a big blue X. It was absolutely spectacular tequlia. But I couldn't for the life of me tell you what kind it was beyond "big blue X kind." Someone needs to suggest a blue ceramic skull to those people. Even without a Ghostbuster shilling for them.