Having finally gotten round to watching Prometheus (Happy Father’s Day old man), I am now prepared to
convey to you the follow up to my preemptive review. I’ll tell you now that
there may be a spoiler or two in the article below, but I’ll hide them so you
don’t have to read it unless you want to. I’m not going to nitpick on the tiny details
like I have seen some people do, though I have one or two concerns regarding
some plot holes or inconsistencies (as well as my thoughts on the reasoning).
Because this is a response to my preemptive review, I’ll answer all the
questions and thoughts I had in the original article first, and then give a
proper review after. Enjoy. Or don’t. So long as you’re reading…
Monday, June 25, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Predicting the (Cinematic) Future
Preemptive Review
Prometheus
I’ve decided that I’m going to attempt a new gimmick at reviewing things, Preemptive Reviews! It’s going to work like this: operating with no knowledge of a film other than the teasers and trailers available before release, I will review a movie. Then, after seeing the film, I’ll see how spot on I was. This is going to be fun. For me. I’m sure that my tens of readers will enjoy it as well. Mainly because those 12 people consist of people that are legally required to say they enjoy my writing (Hi mom!).
Saturday, June 2, 2012
NO KITTY! THESE ARE MY CHEESY POOFS!
Recently, on one of my favorite podcasts, a documentary was reviewed titled Finding North. The point of this particular documentary was to highlight the rather massive (pun intended) issue of childhood obesity in America. In the end, the documentary was reviewed poorly because it left the viewer with the impression that what they saw was a bunch of fat, American kids complaining that they were hungry. When I heard that my mind immediately cut to the scene where Eric Cartman explains to Starvin’ Marvin about appetizers. The comparison disturbed me on a couple of levels: For starters, it bothers me that the film’s producers took such a vital and pressing issue of American Society and made it sound like the mewling of a fat, spoiled rotten cat. Second, why is my mind so easily able to remember an episode of a cartoon with vivid detail after nearly 15 years of seeing it (once), yet can’t remember to take the trash to the curb on Monday mornings? Anyhow, I asked Charlie if she’d mind if I responded to her review (not to rebut, I haven’t actually seen the film, but simply to give my take on the cause of this issue).
The biggest problem, of course, is that the issue of childhood obesity in America is probably the largest problem impacting this country and it certainly doesn’t help us when a group of well intentioned people lose the thread of their point and make us look like fat idiots to the whole planet (and if you’ve paid attention at all to our political climate recently, you’ll know that we don’t need any help with that).
So. How can the point be illustrated without sounding pandering or pedantic? I have no idea, because I’m rather dim. BUT! The best part of being dim is not knowing when to shut up!
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